Property portfolio intelligence · UK

See your best and worst property at a glance

Net profit per door — after the mortgage — across your whole portfolio. Monkey Riot turns 40 rent statements and invoices a month into one number that tells you which property to fix first.

Only 50 founding places · free trial at launch · built by active landlords.

Portfolio Snapshot Live
This month ▾
Property Efficiency Score
72 /100
▲ +6 pts
This month
Net / door
£317 ▲4.2%
Occupancy
96% 22/23
Ranked by PES
#1
14 Rosemount Terrace
PES 94 · yield 7.8%
+£612
▲ per mo
#23
8 Ferry Road, Flat 2
PES 38 · repair burden high
−£47
▼ losing
23 doors · £1.7M portfolio View all 23 →

Illustrative — your numbers, your portfolio.

PES
One score per property
6
Portfolio health KPIs
£/door
Net after the mortgage
Minutes
Spreadsheet to scored
The daily grind

You own the portfolio. The spreadsheet owns you.

  • 22 rent statements and 15 invoices landing in your inbox every month.
  • A tab per property, a formula you're scared to touch, and a gut feeling instead of a number.
  • No idea which property is quietly losing you money after the mortgage.
The relief

One final number per property. Ranked best to worst.

Monkey Riot reads what you already have and gives every property a Property Efficiency Score — so the decision jumps off the screen instead of hiding in row 47.

How it works

Chaos in. Clarity out.

01

Drop it in

Your spreadsheet, a CSV, or a Google Sheet link — messy is fine. No reformatting, no re-keying.

02

It ingests

Monkey Riot reads the labels and lines up rent, costs and mortgage per property — automatically. You can also connect Gmail so rent statements and invoices import from your inbox (read-only).

03

You see the snapshot

PES for every door, best and worst ranked, and the one property costing you money — at a glance.

What you get

Bloomberg for property investors.

PES

Property Efficiency Score

A single 0–100 score per property, so performance is obvious without a finance degree.

Net / door

Profit after the mortgage

Real cash left per door each month — not gross yield vanity metrics.

Repair burden

Spot the money pit

See which property eats its profit in maintenance before it eats your year.

Concentration

Where your risk sits

Know how exposed you are to one tenant, one street, one lender.

Expense drift

Costs creeping up

Catch the slow rise in costs across the portfolio before it hits your margin.

Cashflow

The number, live

Portfolio cashflow that updates as the data lands — no month-end scramble.

Straight answers

Before you ask

Do I have to leave my spreadsheets? +

No. Keep working however you work — drop the file in and Monkey Riot reads it as-is. We meet your data where it lives.

Is my data safe? +

Your portfolio is yours alone — isolated per account, encrypted, hosted in the UK/EU. We never sell or share it.

Who is it for? +

Hands-on landlords and investors with a handful to a few dozen properties — people who run the portfolio themselves and are done living in a spreadsheet.

How do I get started? +

Sign up, import your portfolio from a spreadsheet or add properties manually, and Monkey Riot scores them straight away. It takes minutes.

What will it cost? +

Simple monthly pricing that scales with your portfolio. Start with a free trial — no card required.

Measure what matters.
Ignore the noise. Join the riot.

Turn your rent statements and invoices into one number that tells you which property to fix first. Founding members get in first — and shape what we build.

Only 50 founding places · free trial at launch · built by active landlords.